Today's wit brought to you by the letter N, as in nudity, naked, nuts and nipples.
JOE: Wow, Sue. You sure do have some sizeable breasts on you. And those nipples . . . why, you should be in movies with nipples like those!
SUE: Thanks, Joe. I sure do love how you and the other men here are so accepting of my breasts and nipples. You've really helped me develop a positive body image. I now feel fully prepared to take off my bathing suit bottom.
All the men ad lib praise and admiration.
JOE: Sue, you sure are courageous. Why don't you, your breasts and your nipples join us for a game of volleyball?
What am I DOING? I have no idea. I should probably stop wasting time and just write the goram play.